Gladice & The Wandering Spiritual Guru

some people over here have asked me if i'm going to become a priest...! just to clear up any confusion... no i'm not... firstly because i'm not a catholic and secondly because i dont really want to be.

may become a vicar tho and that way i can look cool when i'm at parties and people are like what do you do and i'm like "i'm a vicar" and they will be impressed and i will become some sort of wandering spiritual guru... of course i will be some sort of hip modern vicar and start my prayers in the street lingo and stuff, i'll be like "Yo... Big G, i is here with Gladice and she is wantin to be a phat bridge player, please make it so that she is wicked..." it'll be amazing. tho i hear that the forms to become a vicar now have a box that says "if you are becoming a vicar just to impress people at parties, you want to be some sort of wandering spiritual guru and/or phat modern vicar just to be flippin mental please tick this box" which if you tick you cant be a vicar apparently... had a friend who fell for that one... so this may just prove to be the flaw in my plan... been thinking about it alot... picking apples... not much else to do you know.

finally sent letters to my grand parents... been meaning to for agggggges (mutiple g's represent length of age) and been finding post cards and stamps in various countries and start to write the letters but somehow something always comes up. got my act together and wrote phat letters (with pics and everything) hope it's not to late... like 4 1/2 months late!!!

been eating lots of amazing pizza with my italian firend and his czech house mate. in nelson again (50mins down the road) got a lift down with some of cool guys from my orchard... thought i'd missed my lift tho... then they turned up... but an hour late... they then informed me the clocks went back!!! oops... could have had an extra hour in bed! went to church this morning was cool (been having craving to go to church meetings... weird. normally the opposite way around) was good, my italian friend joined me, and was cool... the pastor turned out to be quite prophetic... sparked off quite a few q's from my friend... v cool.

Health Watch: my underarm infection is threatening to come back... was warned it might... i've ammassed a small clinics worth of drugs on my trip tho so i should be able to kill it off soon (as it's in early stages).

hope all is well in the world,


Simon